fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

(Source: lameboob, via please-wow-sarcasm)

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(via cosmicgrandmas)

sluttyoliveoil:

when you type something REALLY fast and youre sure you made a typo but you didnt

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(via orgasmic-humor)